"Coffee Cola"

Today at work it was kinda slow. Actually, it was dead. So, I started cleaning anything I could find. Once a few more people started their shifts, I started to make drinks. The first few were not that popular: hot orange pop, hot cola, and lemon rootbeer. I spoke of making “ceaser milk”, but no one thought drinking creaser dressing would taste great. But, then came “coffee cola,” a perfect mixture of coffee and cola. Most did not like it when first tasting it (a few almost threw up). But, I think it was just the initial shock..
I made everyone try it. Shirley drank a glass and a half (although I had to keep reminding her to do so). Sandra tried it to, but never took a liking to it. Jen drank hers and said it tasted good, like a rootbeer float. She then lost her cup, and I had to make her a new one. I think she lost the second cup too. I made Ashleigh some also, but I don’t think she was too thirsty.
The drink became so popular that I rolled out 2 new versions: “cold coffee cola” and “coffee cola float”. Yum, sounds great, eh?! So, to all the servers reading this, make sure to upsell your customer’s regular cola to a coffee cola! I’m sure they’ll be surprised=)
Oh, and I did a search online, and found a company that already sells my invention: Al's Coffee Cola Al's Beverage Company
It was rated 4 and a half stars out of 5!
Here's what the reviewer said:

"A truly amazing beverage! By far the finest beverage that has ever come from a can. Al's Beverage Company has produced a great tasting combination of coffee and cola. Nothing bad can be said about this beverage. It has a rich and creamy taste that we just can't get enough of. Al's Coffee Cola is a truly superior beverage. We recommend it to everyone."

Wow, and I just made it as a joke=P