A devil, a Playboy bunny, and a Priest

So, Halloween weekend is now in full swing. Last night was Kyle’s party, which was a drunken haze of fun for everyone (unless you were a driver). Everyone was dressed up, and looked amazing. Too bad 9 inch didn’t show up, I’ll have to scold her later. Tracy had a wicked costume, really neat. Oh, and Sandra had some very very large Melanie Marceline boobs for the night. Both Kyle and Juls went as me (you know, Superman), and pulled it off nicely. I went as a very liberal and open priest, who even made piece with the devil, a playboy bunny, and a zombie bride. You gotta be accepting these days. Then I talked religion and faith with Ronald McDonald (or should I say the IT clown!), an heard ghost stories from Superman-Kyle. The most well deserved, relaxing and fun night in a long time. It was also the night of the time change, so instead of it being 5 when I got home, it was now 4. Score.
Tonight is Sreemers, which will be cool. I hope everyone will come, and I finally get to see what a Tonks is. I’ve got to go shower, I smell. Keep is scary.

Elvira and Horror!

Elvira says hi! Halloween is now just two day away . Tomorrow is the 30th, the day that the veil between this and the spirt becomes thin. This continue til Halloween, so keep your eyes and ears open to those who have passed before us. Sunday is now Screemers day, so anyone who wants to come, be there at 730.

Okay, some more horror films for ya’ll!
First up, is Halloween, and all its sequels. I only can only remember the original right now, and it was pretty fun. Like all good horrors should, its got its staple sex scene, and lots of killings.

The Exorcist. Okay, straight up, this one is not as good as you remember it. Actually, you’ll probably fall asleep during the first hour. Don’t worry, you’ll wish you hadn’t had woken up. It gets scary in the end, very scary. Sex scene? Um, no, no, no.

Leprechaun
Haha! Okay, now these are fun films! Little guy, horny as hell, looking for he’ gold! The scenes in this film are hilarious. A one point he turns a dangerous fan into a hot naked
lady, right it time for some loser guys to see. As you can imagine, it was not a pretty scene!

Tonight is Kyle’s s shwingding! Hope ta see ya’ll there! May god bless your souuuuolllllllllllllllllllllls!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Halloween FUN times!!!!!!

I feel it in the air, oh the bloody Halloween air! No time of the year is better. Tonight I bring you some more Halloween films to watch.

First up is Critters (and the many sequels). It’s been a long while since I’ve seen these, but I remember that I liked them. I really have to watch these again!




Another series of Horrors that I remember from when I was young is Poltergeist. Not all the films were good, but there are some scary shit in them.





Next up is the cheesiest. Puppet Master, and all the glorious sequels. These puppets are cool, super cool. They’ll do whatever their master wishes. In the later sequels they turn good and fight off the aliens/monsters. Ya, they really stretch it in these films. But, you have to at least see one, they’re classics! Oh, and if you thought it ended there, you don't know about Retro Puppet Master, a prequel to all the rest. (Oh and don't forget Puppet Master vs. Demonic toys)

I am sooo excited about Halloween this year. I hope all of you will be at Kyle’s, it will be dope (literally). Hopefully some hot single chicks will attend (or in the very least, some submissive open men), I trust Kyle won’t let me down=).
I really need this time to chill out, oh god yes. I need to drink and smoke up some of the luxuries of life!!!! God yes, it’s been a while. The Russian blood in me thirsts for Vodkee, it’s been tooooooooo long! Lemon drops all around bitches, you’d beta be able to keep up with this Slovak!

Alright, so Screemers is still on. Some are saying they want to go on Sunday instead now. I don’t know, or care. To me it’s cool either way. Teigen, at work, booked off the Monday already though. Let me know what’s best for you.
See ya later!

Screemers!

Hey gang! So, who’s up for a night of scary places and Halloween frights? Screemers is held at the CNE grounds, and is wicked fun. Follow the “GOING TO SCREEMERS” link on the left for all the pricing and location info. So clear your calendars, and book off work for the 31st of October (a Monday night), because that is Screemers night! Be there at 9:00, preferably with a cool costume. After Screemers, the night is ours to do whatever else you want.
Talk to you later!

Horror Films part 2

House of 1000 Corpses. This is a fun and scary film about a deranged southern family who likes to torture and kill. The sequel just came out this year too, The Devil’s Rejects. Both were made by Rob Zombie, and both will be enjoyed by horror enthusiasts (like me!). One of my Christian friends after viewing the film said to me: “take this back, I feel like I have let the devil into my house.” Really.

The Undead. Now, not many horrors give me real chills, but his one did. This is creepy because it features a monstrous baby that likes to eat meat (preferable raw). The mother has to choose whether to continue loving her baby, or killing it. The choice for me would be easy,








KILL DAT TING BITCH!

"Sexual Confusion"

I saw one of the greatest docs this week on newsworld. You all missed it didn’t you? You’re in luck though, as it airs again this Saturday on The Passionate Eye:“SEXUAL CONFUSION”
Saturday October 15
at 10pm ET/PT
on CBC Newsworld (channel 26)

This is a must see, I learned so much interesting information here.

Horror Films

So, it’s the greatest month out of the year, and it’s time for Halloween. With Halloween comes the need to see a great deal of horror films. Here’s a few really good ones to see this month:
Hellraiser. Any one of the films is great, and Pinhead is such a cool character. He is such a great talker, and has a small army of Cenobites at his command. Oh, and get part three (the unrated version if you can find it) if you want a wicked sex scene, and the best Pinhead dialogue ever.

Childsplay. Okay this one was an obvious choice. Part one was so great, while part two kind of sucked (almost seemed like it was being aimed at kids). I remember part three as being pretty good though. But, then we got Bride of Chucky which was so cool. It had the perfect balance between atmosphere, sex, scares, and jokes. The music was just perfect, and Jennifer Tilly looked incredibly good. Chucky’s bride was awesome, and they made a perfect match. But then Seed of Chucky came along, which did not follow Bride’s formula of success. It was more jokes that anything, looked really cheaply done, had no great songs in it, and few scares. It wasn’t bad though, just did not live up to the high bar the Seed created. Rent all five films, and enjoy!

The Dentist. Here’s a cool cheap horror. It’s about a dentist going mad after he sees his wife giving head to the pool boy. There’s also a sequel which is equally fun to watch. Rent these with friends for so laughs with lots of gore (some good sex too).

What about if you don’t have a TV with you, and you still want something for Halloween? Ask me for one of the DaRk SiDe of the Mind cd’s.

Hey, Paul...

Have something to say to the Prime Minister?
Maybe it could be that you think University should be free,
or that the CBC should be fully government funded, without commercials,
or maybe that you think marijuana should be decriminalised, or even legalised,
or maybe you feel that the government should work for the citizens, and not the corporation’s ‘consumers.’
Or maybe you have a secret crush on him, and just want to tell him that (okay, this one is a reeeeeal stretch!)
But, I now have the email address where he (or more probably, the group of people who read his emails) can be reached. He works for us, and probably wants to keep his job. Making yourself heard on various issues shows him what the public support is. It is this type of thing that prevented us from going to Iraq, or that allowed there to be equal marriage laws. He has to keep us happy, or he’ll find himself out of a job next year. So without further rambling, here it is: pm@pm.gc.ca
Nice and simple. You now have no excuse to go on complaining about things to you friends, now you have a place to channel those complaints.

Don't Fuck with the Chuck

Just something I stumbled upon. According to this website, Seed of Chucky cost 29 million to make. Wow, where did they spend the other 28 million on, because it surely was not on the film. So, then I checked the cost of Bride of Chucky: 25 million. What the Fuck? Seed of Chucky looked like a direct to video movie when compared to Bride. I don't get it. I guess they paid Redman the other 28 million dollars to be in the film, or the voice of Chucky wanted lots more money after his stint in Lord of the Rings. Or the website is wrong, who knows. Lets just hope they make another, but with a better story this time, and at least try to make it a little scary. Actually, how about we just pretend that Seed took place in some alternative reality, and is not part of the true Chucky continuum. Yes, now lets make a sequel that has that super sexy Jennifer Tilley in some tight black spandex again.
Oh, and bring back her hot car washing neighbour. Mix in a tight story with blood,freightss, boobes, and another killer soundtrack (not that cheap out Seed style music). Film of the year (for me at least!)

BTW-CBC lockout is over, YAY, now I don't have to watch the Antiques roadshow everyday, YAY!